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Commercial Character Free Voice Over Scripts

“Bogie” “Haunted House”

How did a guy named “Humphery Bogart” come to be known as the greatest tough-guy in hollywood history? A war-time scuffle and a facial scar sure didn’t hurt.It happened while “bogart was in the Navy during World War One. He was escorting a handcuffed prisoner when the POW smashed “Bogart” in the face and fled. […] Read more

“Clem the Prospector – Nebraska Lottery”

Howdy folks, Clem the old prospector here to tell you how you can strike it rich, and you don’t even need a pick and shovel, all you need is a new Quick Pick from the Nebraska Lottery. With 6 chances to win, odds are you’ll do better than me diggin in this old mountain here. […] Read more

Agent Smith-monolog from The Matrix – Film

Mr. Anderson, did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, […] Read more

Aku’s Lament

Bowser: Yeah, so this one time Mario thre me into a pit of frickin lava! Lot’s of times! (Notices Aku) What’s your story? Aku: Let me tell you my story. I used to rule over the Earth with an iron fist, and then a Samurai, a Samurai from the past, came to the future because […] Read more

Amstel Light

Hey… if life were perfect, magazines would never smell like perfume,dogs would walk themselves, and algebra would really come in handy.Well,look on the bright side,at least there’s AMSTEL LIGHT.It has only 95 calories,but you still get real imported taste.You don’t give up a thing.Who says nothing’s perfect?…Amstel Light […] Read more


All my life, I’ve lived and worked in the big city, which now that I think of it, is kind of a problem since I always feel uncomfortable around crowds. I mean it, I-I have this fear of enclosed spaces. Everything makes me feel trapped all the time. You know, I always tell myself, there’s […] Read more

Atlanta Bread Company

When you think of Atlanta Bread Company, don’t just think “bread.” Think of an entire breakfast menu – fresh-baked pastries, hot breakfast sandwiches and specialty coffees. Think of our Café with savory sandwiches, daily soups and crisp salads. And don’t forget…we can cater your next special event or meeting! Atlanta Bread Company – more than […] Read more

Big City Hypnotist

We don’t cotton to your kind coming around here, Mr. Big City Hypnotist! Always waving your watch in front of other people’s faces, snapping your fingers, and expecting folks to be doing things you tell them to do. It just ain’t right! You’re gonna regret the day you ever came into this here town, old […] Read more

Big City Hypnotist 2

Well looky what we got here. Mr. Big City Hypnotist done come into our town all dressed in his fancy tuxedo. I’m willing to bet you is one o’them there funny boys from the west coast, now ain’t ya? Thinkin’ you can come in here and wave your hands in people’s faces, make ’em quack […] Read more

Big City Hypnotist 3

I just can’t understand why you and your kind think y’all is so high and mighty, Mr. Big City Hypnotist! All that there magic taint notin’ but fancy engineering what’s sposed to make ordinary folks think you is some kinda magician. Taint nothing but trickery, shadows and light’s all ’tis. Y’know jus cuz we lives […] Read more