Emotive script 3 – Interview with a Seagull

(Scene: man interviewing seagull at the beach while this gull and other seagull’s notice a man on the beach opening a box of chicken wings..)

So, what’s it like bein’ a seagull, you ask? Well, it’s TOUGH, TOUGH I tell ya! Ya gotta be ready to move at a moment’s notice… hold on a sec. (quick pause)
WING! Chicken wing! IN-bound!
(Seagull flies off to join a huge flock of seagulls gathered around the chicken wing. Sounds of squawks and fighting can be heard as the seagull tries to edge its way in. The mission fails. Defeated, the seagull returns to the interviewer)
(Disappointed) Agh.. just missed it.