We know you mean well Douglas, but we have to tell you, your last Viking party was a little on the boorish side. It’s not only the bath mats made in loincloths, or the glaring seems on the cheap plastic helmets. It’s your choice of booze. It doesn’t matter how fancy the chalice is if […] Read more
Checking Account (dialogue)
Banker: Good morning, how can I help you today? Customer: I’d like to open a checking account. Banker: Great! I can help you with that. Please sit down, my name is John. Customer: Hi, thanks, I’m Brian. Banker: Okay Brian, great. Is this going to be a personal checking account? Customer: Yes, thanks. Banker: Do […] Read more
Cheer Up Hamlet
Cheer up Hamlet, Chin up Hamlet, Buck up you melancholy Dane. So, your uncle is at hand, Murdered Dad and married Mum, That’s really no excuse to be as glum as you’ve become. So, wise up Hamlet, Rise up Hamlet, Buck up and sing the new refrain. Your incessant monologizing fills the castle with ennui, […] Read more
Cheerios
And the cow says….(Child mooing for a few seconds)…. words just wouldn’t be the same without O’s. Cheerios, a proud sponsor of Between the Lions and helping children learn to read […] Read more
Cheerios 2
Cheerios and fruit. Some couples were just made for each other. For a taste you can fall in love with again and again. Berry Burst Cheerios […] Read more
Cheers
The next time your in Bean Town drop in and pay us a visit for old times sake. We get people coming by all the time just because: Sometimes something unexpected and magical happens like tapping a pencil […] Read more
Cherries -n Cheesecake Newtons
Introducing Cherries ’n Cheesecake Newtons. The luscious creaminess of cheesecake, the sweet taste of cherries. Everything you could want in a dessert. In a Newton […] Read more
Chester, CT
Nestled in the rolling hills of the Connecticut River Valley, Chester is a lovely New England village. The charming winding roads, interesting shops, and friendly people greet the visitor and resident alike. Originally known as Pattaquonk Quarter, Chester was settled in 1692. Many mills sprang up as settlers established permanent homes and Chester became the […] Read more
Chevrolet – Change That’s Smart
Change… It can turn our lives around or upside down. And the only thing we can be sure of, is that change… is inevitable, even when it comes to things like mom’s apple pie. We see change all around us… in the clothes we wear, in the movies we watch, and… in the cars we […] Read more
Chevrolet — Hampton
At Hampton Chevrolet, teamwork is what we’re all about. And that means better service to you. Dependable people who go out of their way…to get you the best car at a bottom line price. At Hampton Chevrolet, when we say “We’re Your Team” we’re talking about a long tradition of teamwork and reliability…we’re here to […] Read more

