Heineken Handlebar Mustache :30 The handlebar mustache. It’s not right for every occasion. Unless, that is, you find yourself drafted into an old-timey bare knuckle boxing match… there are some things best saved for the right occasion. But then, they make those occasions even righter. Just like, under every handlebar mustache there’s a little Heineken […] Read more
Helen Keller
Helen Keller had an ageless quality about her … inherent even in her looks … in keeping with her amazing life story. Blind, deaf, and mute from early childhood, she rose above her triple handicap to become one of the best known characters in the modern world, and an inspiration to both the blind and […] Read more
Helen Keller
Helen Keller was blind, deaf, and mute from early childhood. She rose above her challenges and inspired others to achieve the impossible. After WW II she went to Japan where children in remote villages recognized her right away and cried her name in celebration. Her story made it into remote areas of the world even […] Read more
Hell on Wheels
SFX: Computer keys being punched Cheryl: Honey, what do you think of this little red two seater? Keith: Uh, it’s a nice car. Cheryl: (gets more and more excited) Yeah, you gotta be a wild woman to drive one of those mean machines. Wooie! All that power. I could tear up the highway. Just watch […] Read more
Hemingway Bio
As soon as it was safe for the boy to travel, they bore him away to the Northern Woods. It was a long and complicated journey for a child only seven weeks old. From the suburban town of Oak Park, Illinois, they took the train to Chicago, a horse cab to the pier on Lake […] Read more
Hemingway, By Kenneth S. Lynn, Page 592
Around seven o’clock on Sunday morning, Hemingway arose from his bed, went to the kitchen, got the key, opened the storeroom, selected a twelve-gauge, double-barreled English shotgun he had bought at Abercrombie & Fitch, pushed two shells into it, walked upstairs to the foyer, turned the gun against himself and fired. The explosion blew away […] Read more
Hennessey Cognac
Instigator … Muse … Daughter … Klutz … Accomplice … Gardener … Slow kisser … Journalist … Optimist … Pessimist … Flirt … Insomniac. Hennessy Very Special Cognac. Appropriately complex […] Read more
Henry V Speech
Many would argue that Shakespeare’s best plays of the four Henry’s. Henry IV Parts One and Two, Richard II, and Henry V. In addition to the remarkable characters there is a special blend of history, humor, family drama, and battle scenes. Another reason to favor Henry V is that it contains some of the most […] Read more
Henry’s Investment Advisors
Acme Investment Advisors I was going crazy trying to plan our financial future. It got so bad, even my calculator was threatening to quit. [Henry’s Investment Advisors] took my whole financial snapshot: net worth, investing timeline, financial goals, and created a portfolio tailored to my life and needs. Now I’m resting easy. And I sent […] Read more
Her One Desire
Astride a stolen horse, encircled by the shackled arms of Broderick Maxwell, A Scottish spy escaping certain death in the Tower of London, Lisbeth Ives rides to the north, hidden by the darkness. By stealth and cunning, the daughter of the Lord High Executioner has undone her father’s cruel work, compelled to save the innocent […] Read more

