Bowser: Yeah, so this one time Mario threw me into a pit of frickin lava! Lots of times! (Notices Aku) What’s your stor?
Aku: Let me tell you my story. I used to rule over the Earth with an Iron Fist, and then a Samurai, a Samurai from the past, came to the future because I sent him there, and then he spent 50 years doinig absolutley nothing. A period in which I could have killed him 3 to 200 times over, and I sat and did nothing. And what did he do? He found a portal, and then he drove a sword directly through my head.
Bowser: Oh that’s pretty rough man.
Aku: Yes… pretty… rough…