The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 81. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and Cap’n Crunch. The California Rasins Choir sang The Loafs’s Prayer. […] Read more
Pin Number
Thank you for calling. Please enter your PIN number. We’re sorry, that is an invalid entry. Please enter your card number now, followed by the pound key. Please enter your card number now. We’re sorry, the entered card number is not valid. Please try again later. Thank you […] Read more
PINE SOL
Everybody ‘s getting rid of the bucket because now there’s New Pine Sol Spray and Mop. With the power of Pine Sol, just spray, then mop. No sticky residue and No Bucket. Just Spray and Mop. What could be easier! New Pine Sol Spray and Mop Floor Cleaner, for your whole floor […] Read more
Pinky & The Brain tour the Kicky Sack Factory
Pinky & The Brain tour the Kicky Sack Factory O = Factory owner. P = Pinky B = Brain S = Sheet slitter’s son O – I am honored by your visit. Let me show you our assembly line. O – First, sheets of sheer synthetic sheep skin are slit into several kicky sack shoe […] Read more
Pinky and the Brain
Gee Brain, What do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world […] Read more
Pinnacle 30
You don’t just need a bank. You Need a Partner. That’s why we don’t think of ourselves as just a “bank”. Instead of bureaucracy, you get local associates empowered to make a difference for our clients and our communities. Instead of “press one now”, you get a real person when you call. And instead of […] Read more
PIONEER DVD-PLAYERS
Imagine the looks you’ll get, when you push a button, and your DVD-Player’s 7 inch screen automatically moves into place. Pioneer DVD-Players let you sit back, and catch your favorite flicks, crush your opponents at video games, and pinpoint your location with a navigation system. No matter where you’re going, Pioneer’s DVD-Players are sure to […] Read more
PIONEER ELECTRONICS
Some people just can’t live without their subwoofers. Especially when they’re equipped with our exclusive Voice Coil Cooling System technology. It lets our VCCS Subs handle up to 800 watts of power while producing clear, accurate and most importantly, loud bass. It’s the kind of sound you can’t do without. Under any circumstances. PIONEER. Everything […] Read more
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
There be the chest. Inside be the gold and we took ‘it all. We traded ’em and spent ’em and frittered ’em away on pleasurable company and drink and food. The more we gave ’em away, we came to realize. The drink would not satisfy our thirst, food turned to ash in our mouths, and […] Read more
Pitney Bowes U100 Modular Mailing Processor
The U100 Modular Processor is Pitney Bowes’ latest high-end mailing system. The MMP lets customers process mail that is sealed or unsealed, flapped or unflapped. The MMP will open flaps, and seal them as necessary. Unopened flap mail will be opened and sealed as long as the flaps are between 3/4 of an inch and […] Read more
