Fairy 1: Hey, it’s us. The Ben & Jerry’s Freezer Fairies. That’s what we said. Ben & Jerry’s Freezer Fairies. You know some people don’t believe in Freezer Fairies. Doesn’t bother us. We know we’re here.
Fairy 2: So listen up. Here’s how it works. Do something good out there in the world and bang. We stick a pint or two of Ben & Jerry’s in your freezer when no one is looking.
Fairy 1: Now, do something bad and boom! No Ben & Jerry’s. Plus we stick something really weird in your freezer like frozen clams.
Fairy 2: Hey! We ain’t no lightweight fairies that tap dance on moonbeams and stuff.
Fairy 1: Yeah, we work for a living. We got bills to pay.
Fairy 2: Just like you guys.
Fairy 1: Okay, settle down you guys. Us Freezer Fairies can be sensitive too.
Fairy 2: So where were we?
Fairy 1: Let’s review. Do something good….
Fairy 2: We sneak some Ben & Jerry’s into your freezer. Maybe some Cherry Garcia.
Fairy 1: Or some Chunky Monkey. But do something bad….
Fairy 2: And no Ben & Jerry’s in YOUR freezer!
Fairy 1: Plus we mess with your head a little bit.
Fairy 2: OK, till next time. We wish you a freezer full of love and surprises.
Fairy 1: Be good out there.
Fairy 2: OR ELSE!
