Manager: Eh! Lance. Forget the gear. Got no time. Just get it down yourself will yo? Game show host: Ronnie Winsell! You’re his manager! And today you’re playing for your worker’s safety. By having him keep doing it that way, you’re giving him a big chance to take home a major injury, like this prolapsed […] Read more

This holiday season the police are throwing a party Everyone’s invited There’ll be dress ups, and hats Some people will get a written invitation And of course they’ll be keeping a eye on numbers, and checking ID’s There’ll be loud music, flashing lights and they’ll take loads of photos They’ve got glow sticks, and endless […] Read more

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Introducing the Pearl. A residence that’s much more than a home. It’s a legacy. A lifestyle. A rare waterfront haven that will forever transform your definition of luxury. The Pearl is a work of art at the forefront of design. With Twelve foot ceilings and dramatic full height windows. The finest natural finishes and latest […] Read more

I know how to sit, how to fetch and how to roll over. What I don’t know is how I ended up in here. But I know that I am a good dog and I just want to go home. When you buy Pedigree we make a donation to help shelter dogs find loving homes. […] Read more

This is from an anti-smoking PSA shown on TV often. I, [Insert Name], at the point of my life when I’m not a kid anymore. Now that I finally have freedom to define who I am I hereby agree to be bound to you To let you decide how I spend my money To let […] Read more

Sometimes, the most difficult part of recovering from an accident or illness is remaining in a hospital … when you’d rather be at home. Now there’s a better way. It’s called The Reservoir. The Reservoir is exclusively devoted to short-term rehabilitative services. From cardiac and orthopedic recovery, to medically complex conditions, there is no finer […] Read more

Sometimes, the most difficult part of recovering from an accident or illness is remaining in a hospital … when you’d rather be at home. Now there’s a better way. It’s called The Reservoir. The Reservoir is exclusively devoted to short-term rehabilitative services. From cardiac and orthopedic recovery, to medically complex conditions, there is no finer […] Read more

The Royals are coming to America. Meet the Royals. The new Royal-ity TV. Hosted by Davy Jones. Sundays at 10 / 9 central on A & E […] Read more