This holiday season the police are throwing a party
Everyone’s invited
There’ll be dress ups, and hats
Some people will get a written invitation
And of course they’ll be keeping a eye on numbers, and checking ID’s
There’ll be loud music, flashing lights and they’ll take loads of photos
They’ve got glow sticks, and endless supply of straws, and lollipops
Of course some will be surprise guests, and others would want to stay on
But you wont have much to celebrate
If you drink or take drugs and drive
If you speed or drive unlicensed, the party’s over
