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Any Noise

Any noise annoys an oyster, but an noisy noise annoys an oyster most […] Read More

Barren Beacon

Barren Beacon Beckons Bacon Baron […] Read More

Big Black Bug

A big black bug bit a big black bear and the big black bear bled blood. This black bug bled blue-black blood while the other black bug bled blue […] Read More

Bitter Butter

Better Botter bought some butter But she said this butter’s bitter If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter So she bought some better butter Put it in her bitter batter And it made her bitter batter better […] Read More

Blood

Good Blood, Bad Blood, Good Blood, Bad Blood, etc. Red Blood, Blue Blood, Red Blood, Blue Blood, etc […] Read More

Bobby Bibby

Bobby Bibby bought a bat Bobby Bibby bought a ball With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall But so boldy Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball Boo! cried Bobby, Bad luck, ball! Bad luck, Bobby, Bad Luck ball. Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bibby’s […] Read More

Dr. Seuss – About Socks

About Socks Give me the gift of a grip-top sock, A clip drape shipshape tip top sock. Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. None of your fantastic slack swap slop From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop. Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock With a mock-shot […] Read More

Dr. Seusses Socks with 2 voices

“Oh my dear… What do you want for Christmas this year?” “Hmm… Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,” “A clip drape shipshape tip top sock?” “Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. None of your fantastic slack swap slop From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.” “Not […] Read More

English Pronunciation Poem

Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies […] Read More

Foreign Authorities

The foreign authorities put Dorothy in an orange forest […] Read More