Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see […] Read more

Yes, she is pure, but so is Mrs. Muir. You’re just unsure. Please do not lure me with your unsure cure […] Read more

Mrs. Smith’s Fish Sauce Shop […] Read more

The love of field and coppice, Of green and shaded lanes. Of ordered woods and gardens Is running in your veins, Strong love of grey-blue distance Brown streams and soft dim skies I know but cannot share it, My love is otherwise. I love a sunburnt country, A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain […] Read more

My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame. Oh gentle Jane, doth my dame’s lame tame crane leave and come home again […] Read more

One hen Two ducks Three squawking geese Four Limerick oysters Five corpulent porpoises Six pairs of Don Alverzo’s tweezers Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth Ten lyrical, […] Read more

Pinky & The Brain tour the Kicky Sack Factory O = Factory owner. P = Pinky B = Brain S = Sheet slitter’s son O – I am honored by your visit. Let me show you our assembly line. O – First, sheets of sheer synthetic sheep skin are slit into several kicky sack shoe […] Read more

Red lorry, yellow lorry/ Red leather, yellow leather […] Read more

Rosco the rum runner rubbed out Rudy the rat for ruining his rum running receipts […] Read more