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Halo 5 Guardians: Cortana’s Betrayal to Master Chief

Cortana: Warden! No! Warden: The Mantle Of Responsibility belongs to Cortana and her people. Master Chief: Focus Fire! *a short fire fight ensues* Warden: You will not betray her! Cortana: Enough! *fire fight stops* Warden: Cortana…I have failed you… Cortana: He is the last person I need protection from. Hello John. It’s good to see […] Read more

Handome Jack, Borderlands 2

“You see, this is what I don’t get about you bad guys: You know the hero’s gonna win, but you don’t just die quickly. Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda… This jackhole rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m […] Read more

heavy TF2

I AM THE HEAVY *smacks scout* […] Read more

Heroes of the Imperium

In the nightmare future of the 41st millennium, mankind teeters upon the brink of extinction. The ever expanding Imperium of Man is beset on all sides by untrustworthy aliens, and malevolent creatures. It is further threatened from within by heretic rebels. Battle Brothers who have turned against us for the promise of Dark Powers. Only […] Read more

Heroes of the Imperium 2.0

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only war and mankind teeters on the brink of extinction. The Imperium is descended upon by Aliens, Heretics and Demons. Even our own Battle Brothers have turned against us, for the lure of Power and Corruption. Those who serve the immortal Emperor, stand between humanity […] Read more

Introduction of the Architect (Bluebeard’s Castle)

Finally, you have come, young master. I see that you are curious about your father. Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Architect, Count Bluebeard’s loyal assistant. I created this castle as a sanctuary of happiness and peace. Many years ago, the streets of this town flourished with life and joy. Until a demon […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts – Owl

Owl: Good day, Pooh. What are you doing? Using a balloon to get some honey? Splendid idea! Allow me to offer a few pointers. Ahem! Now, Pooh can get honey by floating up this tree with his balloon. The honey is inside the tree hollows, not the beehives you see here. There’s quite a lot […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts: Ansem’s Report 1

Much of my life has been dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge. That knowledge has guarded this world well. Not a soul doubts that. I am blessed with people’s smiles and respect. But though I am called a sage, there are things I do not understand. I believe darkness sleeps in every heart, no matter […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts: Ansem’s Report 2

It is my duty to expose what this darkness really is. I shall conduct the following experiments: Extract the darkness from a person’s heart. Cultivate darkness in a pure heart. Both suppress and amplify the darkness within. The experiments caused the test subject’s heart to collapse, including those of the most stalwart. How fragile our […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts: Ansem’s Report 3

The shadows that crawl beneath the castle… Are they the people who lost their hearts, or incarnations of darkness? Or something entirely beyond my imagination? All my knowledge has provided no answer. One thing I am sure of is that they are entirely devoid of emotion. Perhaps further study will unlock the mysteries of the […] Read more