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Handome Jack, Borderlands 2

“Why don’t you bad guys just die quickly? I don’t get it! Everyone knows the hero’s gonna win in the end. Example: There’s this guy in New Haven, right? The city’s burning, people are dying, yadda, yadda, yadda… This jackhole rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I […] Read more

Heavy TF 2

I AM THE HEAVY *smacks scout* […] Read more

Heroes of the Imperium

Mankind is on upon the brink of extinction in the nightmarish future of the 41st millennium. Malevolent creatures and aliens surround the Imperium of Man on all sides. Heretic rebels threaten the Imperium from within, the rebels are our battle brothers who turned against us because they were promised Dark Powers. Our immortal Emperor is […] Read more

Heroes of the Imperium 2.0

In the 41st millennium, there is only war for mankind as they teeter on the brink of extinction. The Imperium is descended upon by Aliens, Heretics and Demons. The lure of Power has even turned out brothers against us. The immortal Emperor and his soldiers are the only strength that stands between humanity and its […] Read more

Introduction of the Architect (Bluebeard’s Castle)

Young master, its nice to see that you are curious about your father. Since you have just arrived, let me introduce myself. I am the Architect, Count Bluebeard’s loyal assistant who created this castle as a sanctuary of happiness and peace. There was life and joy in the streets of this town many years ago. […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts – Owl

Owl: Good day, Pooh. Are you trying to get honey by using a balloon? It’s a splendid idea but let me give you some pointers. Ahem! Now, Pooh is using his balloon to float up the tree and reach the honey but the honey is not in the beehives you see here. It’s inside the […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts: Ansem’s Report 1

I have dedicated most of my life in the pursuit of knowledge and have used that knowledge to guard this world. People respect me and greet me with a smile and not a single soul doubts my dedication. But still there are things even I don’t understand. I have witnessed that darkness sleeps in every […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts: Ansem’s Report 2

I shall conduct the following experiments to find out what this darkness really is, as it is my duty! Extract the darkness from a person’s heart. Cultivate darkness in a pure heart. Both suppress and amplify the darkness within. The test subject’s heart collapsed from the experiment. Our hearts are so fragile, even the most […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts: Ansem’s Report 3

The shadows that crawl beneath the castle… Are they the people who lost their hearts, or incarnations of darkness? Or something entirely beyond my imagination? I don’t have an answer even with all of my knowledge. They are completely devoid of emotion, that’s the only thing I am sure of and I hope to unlock […] Read more

Kingdom Hearts: Ansem’s Report 4

They’ve responded only to the living samples while ignoring the nonliving samples. They seem to absorb something from the living creatures and start multiplying rapidly, they appear in groups and their prey vanishes without a trace. I am confident in my hypothesis that the Heartless thrive on taking hearts as they are born from those […] Read more