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A few days ago, I was in this small Italian place, enjoying the silken luxury of my new VAN HEUSEN shirt, when suddenly a raven haired beauty approached me and began stroking my shirt. “Marcello!….” she said. I said, “No…my name is Chris Hampton……” She said, “I’ve seen every movie you ever made…..” And I said, “But I’m not …” And she said, “Would you like to come up to my place for a drink? And I said, “Has anyone ever told you how photogenic you are …..?” Van Heusen…where quality makes all the difference.