Bowser: Yeah, so this one time Mario thre me into a pit of frickin lava! Lot’s of times! (Notices Aku) What’s your story?
Aku: Let me tell you my story. I used to rule over the Earth with an iron fist, and then a Samurai, a Samurai from the past, came to the future because I sent him there, and then he spent, 50 years doing absolutly nothing! A period of time durring which I could have killed him 3 to 200 times over! And I sat and did nothing, and what did he do? He found a portal, and then he drove a sword directly through my head!
Bowser: Oh, that’s pretty rough man.
Aku: Yes… Pretty… Rough.