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“Bogie” “Haunted House”

How did a guy named “Humphery Bogart” come to be known as the greatest tough-guy in hollywood history? A war-time scuffle and a facial scar sure didn’t hurt.It happened while “bogart was in the Navy during World War One. He was escorting a handcuffed prisoner when the POW smashed “Bogart” in the face and fled […] Read more

“Clem the Prospector – Nebraska Lottery”

Howdy folks, Clem the old prospector here to tell you how you can strike it rich, and you don’t even need a pick and shovel, all you need is a new Quick Pick from the Nebraska Lottery. With 6 chances to win, odds are you’ll do better than me diggin in this old mountain here […] Read more

300 Movie (2006)

And so my king died, and my brothers died, barely a year ago. Long I pondered my King’s cryptic talk of victory. Time has proven him wise. For from free Greek to free Greek, the word was spread that bold Leonidas and his 300, so far from home, laid down their lives. Not just for […] Read more

Age Range Vocal Exercise

Today I’m 100. I don’t feel older…I mean, mentally. Physically, I am tired. I walk with a cane and have fallen a couple times lately. Been trying to eat right still, and watch my blood sugar. Have to be fit and nimble for the ladies.. Heh, heh.. *cough*. I try not to spend too much […] Read more

Agent Smith-monolog from The Matrix – Film

Mr. Anderson, did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that […] Read more

Aku’s Lament

Bowser: Yeah, so this one time Mario thre me into a pit of frickin lava! Lot’s of times! (Notices Aku) What’s your story? Aku: Let me tell you my story. I used to rule over the Earth with an iron fist, and then a Samurai, a Samurai from the past, came to the future because […] Read more

Ali (2001)

I ain’t draft dodging. I ain’t burning no flag, and I ain’t runnin’ to Canada. I’m stayin’ right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I’ve been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for four or five more, but I ain’t goin’ no 10,000 miles to […] Read more

American History X Movie (1998)

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned – my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it. Derek says it’s always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has […] Read more

Amstel Light

Hey… if life were perfect, magazines would never smell like perfume,dogs would walk themselves, and algebra would really come in handy.Well,look on the bright side,at least there’s AMSTEL LIGHT.It has only 95 calories,but you still get real imported taste.You don’t give up a thing.Who says nothing’s perfect?…Amstel Light […] Read more

ANTZ

All my life, I’ve lived and worked in the big city, which now that I think of it, is kind of a problem since I always feel uncomfortable around crowds. I mean it, I-I have this fear of enclosed spaces. Everything makes me feel trapped all the time. You know, I always tell myself, there’s […] Read more