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Commercial Character Free Voice Over Scripts

Tennessee Cowboy

Alright guys Just came back from Texas Just finished milking some cows Just finished gittin’ some chicken eggs I just finished playing with the dogs And I just finished shooting out some wild coons.. Now I’m back in Tennessee, and this is where I hung my hat […] Read more

The 8,000-Year-Old Man

8,000 years ago my dad told me that I will die at 85, but I’m still here. Actually, I have a headache […] Read more

The Dumbfounded Dialer

You have reached the number you have reached. If you dialed this number please hang up and try again. If you did not dial this number and have picked up the phone, please hang up and call your psychiatrist. You’re hearing voices again […] Read more

The Fugitive Movie (1993)

Single-minded US Marshal Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) instructed his men on how to look for escaped fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford): Listen up, ladies and gentlemen. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles-an-hour. That gives us a radius of […] Read more

The God Father (opening Scene)

That I cannot do. I give you anything you ask. We’ve known each other many years but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel, for help. I can’t remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife was Godmother to […] Read more

The Honey Baked Ham Bees

Bee 1: Hi we’re bees. Bee 2: And we’re mad! Bee 1: Here’s the deal. You buy Honey Baked Ham. Bee 2: You love Honey Baked Ham! Bee 1: But here’s our beef with this whole Honey Baked Ham thing. Bee 2: Go ahead, tell ’em! Bee 1: You talk about the spiral cut Bee […] Read more

The House of Death Haunted House

Announcer 1: It’s a dark, brisk night and Hallow’s Eve is near. You’re alone in your room, because you have no friends and smell weird, but are bored and want something exciting to do. Kid: Ba-ba-bee-bung I’m so bored and there’s nothing to do. I smell. Announcer 1: Told you! So why not get up […] Read more

The Jackass – Mark Twain

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called […] Read more

The Joker – Batman: The Killing Joke Monologue

Memory’s so treacherous. One moment you’re lost in a carnival of delights, with poignant childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, all that sentimental candy-floss … The next, it leads you somewhere you don’t want to go… …somewhere dark and cold, filled with the damp, ambiguous shapes of things you’d hoped were forgotten.. Memories can […] Read more

The Joker – Batman: The Killing Joke Scene 5

I’ve proved my point. I’ve demonstrated there’s no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I […] Read more