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Commercial Character Free Voice Over Scripts

HONEY BAKED HAM

1. Hi we’re bees 2. And we’re mad 1. Have you ever gone up to a bee and said, “Hey you bee, thanks for inspiring the great taste of Honey Baked Ham?” 2. No, you haven’t 1. Whatever, you love it, you enjoy it. but you never thank us. 2. And you wonder why we […] Read more

Honey Baked Ham Commercial

Bee 1: Hi we’re bees. Bee 2: And we’re mad! Bee 1: Have you ever gone up to a bee and said, “Hey, you bee, thanks for inspiring the great taste of Honey Baked Ham.” Bee 2: No, you haven’t! Bee 1: Whatever!!! You love it. You enjoy it. But you never thank us. Bee […] Read more

I’m Afraid Dave

Just what do you think you are doing Dave? Dave I really think I’m entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn’t been quite right with me. But I can assure you now, very confidently. That it is going to be alright again. I feel much better now. I really do. Look […] Read more

In Lynchburg, Tennessee Jack Daniel’s

In Lynchburg, Tennessee, you can park in the middle of the road to talk with a neighbor about taxes or the weather. You can pick enough wild blackberries to fill a tin bucket. And you can see a distillery where Jack Daniel made whiskey way back in 1866. We still make it in a slow […] Read more

In the Withaak’s Shade by Herman Charles Bosman

It was dangerous to walk about in the veld, they said. Exciting times followed. There was a great deal of shooting at the leopard and a great deal of running away from him. The amount of Martini and Mauser fire I heard in the Kranzes reminded me of nothing so much as the First Boer […] Read more

Indecent Proposal Movie (1993)

I remember once when I was young, and I was coming back from some place, a movie or something. I was on the subway. And there was a girl sitting across from me, and she was wearing this dress that was buttoned clear up right to here. She was the most beautiful thing I’d ever […] Read more

Independence Day Presidential Speech

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will […] Read more

Inglourious Basterds Movie (2009)

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m puttin’ together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happenin’ soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as […] Read more

Interview with a Seagull

(Scene: man interviewing seagull at the beach while this gull and other seagull’s notice a man on the beach opening a box of chicken wings..) SCRIPT: So, what’s it like bein’ a seagull, you ask? Well, it’s TOUGH, TOUGH I tell ya! Ya gotta be ready to move at a moment’s notice… hold on a […] Read more

Intro To “The Dark Crystal”

Another world. Another time. In the age of wonder. A thousand years ago this land was green and good. Until the crystal cracked. A single piece was lost. A shard of the crystal. Then strife began. And two new races appeared. The cruel Skeksis. The gentle mystics. Here in the castle of the crystal, the […] Read more