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Commercial Character Free Voice Over Scripts

Self-important Copy Editor

As a copy editor and writer since 1970, and creator of The California Style Book, I can tell you that many writers don’t even worry about proper usage or spelling, so there is no loving “collaboration” to be enjoyed at any point. They think they can just hand you their mess, and you’re expected to […] Read more

Seminole Sporting Goods

Hey, y’all, this is Bubba! Now, y’all like getting’ out in the woods, right? Well, the folks down at Seminole Sporting Goods have got everything you need to make that happen. They’ve got a full line of Polaris and Honda ATVs; just about any ATV accessory you could ever want; tons of fishing, hunting, and […] Read more

Shakespeare’s Henry V, Act III, 1598

KING HENRY V: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead. In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon […] Read more

Shawshank Redemption

Get busy Livin’ Or get busy Dyin’ That’s God Damn right. For the second time in my life I’m guilty of committing a crime. Parole violation. Course I doubt they’ll throw up any road blocks for that. Not for an old crook like me. I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still Or […] Read more

Shawshank Redemption — Red

I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that – but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile – prison life consists of routine […] Read more

Shawshank Redemption (After Andy’s escape)

Red: [narrating] In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with […] Read more

Shelter Pet Project

-Einstein (adopted 12-09-10): “Sure, at first I was a little taken aback by the whole peeing standing up thing. But I taught him to throw a stick and now hanging out with him is the best part of my day.” -Announcer: “A person is the best thing to happen to a shelter pet. Adopt. theshelterpetproject.org.” […] Read more

Sir Quincy Peck Costume Contest Promo

Character Name: Sir Quincy Peck, Ex-British Soldier, Occult Adventurer of the Apparition Abolishers Information: Soft pieces similar to a British soldier of the day include boots, pants, fancy button up shirt, dress jacket w/ tails, and pith helmet. GEAR: Gear is all found and repurposed objects. The Sonic Blunderbuss™ is designed to store, modify, amplify […] Read more

Sir Winston Churchill’s Speech

And so, I have myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny […] Read more

Soft Volume Reads (script collection)

Advil—Children’s (concerned parent) She has a high fever. You know what it’s like to wait it out. When time counts, Children’s Advil relieves her fever fast. Faster than Children’s Tylenol, and lasts up to eight hours. Children’s Advil- Fights Fevers Faster. Above the Influence (vulnerable confession) I thought I respected myself. That is, until I […] Read more