SFX: Telephone ring, entire conversation takes place over the phone.
Mother: Hello?
Son: Hey, Mom.
Mother: Oh, hi sweetie.
Son: I’m at the police station –
Mother: What?! What happened?
Son: Nothing really.
Mother: You’re at the police station.
Son: Okay, well, it all started at the tattoo parlor…
Mother: Tattoo parlor?
Son: It’s no big deal. We all got one. Even Krystal.
Mother: Who’s Krystal?
Son: She’s a dancer at the club.
Mother: Club? But you’re 15 years old.
Son: It’s okay. Krystal’s 22 and she’s totally cool.
Mother: I thought you were going to a movie.
Son: We were but plans changed. I would’ve called but you wouldn’t let me have a cell phone.
Mother: Oh dear…
Annc: Well, that’s one way to convince your parents to get you a cell phone. You could also try being rational with them. Y’know, point out how Cellular South lets you talk all month for a flat-rate of $39.99. And gives your parents the peace of mind that moms and dads tend to want.
Son: Hey, mom? How old do you have to be to get married?
Annc: Sign up now and text all you want for a flat rate of just $5 a month. Move to the Cellular South. Stop by the store nearest you, visit cellularsouth.com, or call 877-CSOUTH1. Certain restrictions may apply.
