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A Voice Actor’s Voice

This… is my voice. There is no music, and there are no sound effects… only the pure, clear sound, recorded for your ears. I am a voice over artist, a voice actor, a voice talent, and I can convey my message in many ways, in many tones and with many emotions. I can speak in […] Read More

A-1 Steak Sauce

Jerry: No A-1 for my hamburger???? Miss … some A-1 please? Imagine, a great place like this without A-1 on the table! Man: Yeah! Jerry: Nothing like it on hamburgers … Man: You bet. Jerry: After all, what’s hamburger? It’s chopped steak! And what’s better on steak than A-1? That’s why I have it at […] Read More

Alexander Lumber

Bill: Ahh man, split another board Earl: Bill where’d you get this lumber from? Bill: The discount lumber yard. Earl: Well go figure. I wouldn’t use this wood to build a dog house. Bill, our reputation is on the line. You know what I suggest you do? Bill: Build a bonfire? Earl: Well yeah, that’s […] Read More

Allied Rentals

Arnie: Hey Jerry … you mind if I borrow your hammer for a couple of hours tonight? Jerry: Uh, sure, Arnie. Go ahead. Arnie: Jerry, how was your weekend? Jerry: It was fine. How was yours? Arnie: Great, great. Say Jerry, we have a guest coming in tonight. Mind if I borrow that roll-away bed […] Read More

Amoco Certicare “Service While You Sleep” 2

Interviewer: So. I understand you’re pretty busy. Wmn: Really busy. Will this take long? Int: No. It’s just a sixty second commercial. Wmn: Good. Because, I’m — Int: Busy. I know. Well, is there any time you’re not busy? Wmn: Well, there’s always while I sleep. Int: Well Certicare just introduced a program called “Service […] Read More

Amoco Certicare Service While You Sleep 1

Anncr: Amoco knows how busy you are … Wmn: I … am the busiest person in the world. Anncr: We know there’s never enough time in your day. Wmn: I make instant oatmeal in the microwave … Anncr: We know it’s not always convenient to get your car repaired. Wmn: I have mastered the art […] Read More

Amoco Certicare Service While You Sleep 1

Anncr: Amoco knows how busy you are … Wmn: I … am the busiest person in the world. Anncr: We know there’s never enough time in your day. Wmn: I make instant oatmeal in the microwave … Anncr: We know it’s not always convenient to get your car repaired. Wmn: I have mastered the art […] Read More

At a busy NYC Restaurant

“Yes waiter, could you tell me if the vegetables are autochthonous?” “Autochthonous vegetables, just a moment sir.” “Hey Harry, is the endive autochthonous?” “That’s right Jim, 100% autochthonous on the endive” “Why yes, they are autochthonous” “I always buy autochthonous products when I can” […] Read More

Bartenders Professional Training Institute

(edgy rock music. A and B are same voice, one is a little more “echoed” than the other) A: Who said work can’t be fun? B: Train now at the Bartenders Professional Training Institute in Rochester. A: And you could be bartending in just four short weeks. B: The work’s fun. A: The pay’s great. […] Read More

Better Made Chips

Girl: Hey Dad, have you seen my bag of Barbeque Better Made Chips? Dad: No Girl: Hmm, I left them right here on the counter Dad: Nope I haven’t seen anything Girl: Hey, what’s this on your shirt? These are crumbs! Chip crumbs! You ate my Better Made Chips!!! Dad: Nuh-uh […] Read More