Janet: Macy’s, Gap, Casual Corner, Sears — I can hardly believe all the …
Husband: Slow down … wait a minute. Something’s got you all excited.
Janet: Every store at Hechinger Mall is running a July 4th sale all week long!
Husband: Every store … all week long?
Janet: Yes! Monday we can go to Sears and buy the comforter we’ve wanted.
Tuesday we can go to Gap and buy you a new suit and tie. Wednesday we can go to Casual Corner and …
Husband: And cancel our dinner plans on Thursday and Friday? My tennis game on Tuesday? Dinner with the boss on Monday?
Janet: Bring the boss along! Bring them all along! In fact, who would want to miss a Hechinger Mall’s July 4th All-Week All-Store Sale?
Husband: Uh, Janet?
Janet: Yes, dear?
Husband: Call your lawyer.
Janet: Kaplan and Koppelman … they’re in Hechinger Mall too … but of course I’ll have to wait ‘til Monday! Remember the sale.
