(Scene: man interviewing seagull at the beach while this gull and other seagull’s notice a man on the beach opening a box of chicken wings..)
So, what’s it like bein’ a seagull, you ask? Well, it’s TOUGH, TOUGH I tell ya! Ya gotta be ready to move at a moment’s notice… hold on a sec. (quick pause)
WING! Chicken wing! IN-bound!
(Disappointed) Agh.. just missed it. Anyway, like I was sayin’ ya gotta be quick, there’s lots of competition and these other gulls, I… tell…YOU, they don’t give ANY gull a second chance. Hold it…
TATER TOT! I got dibs!