Wife: I’ll take the microwave.
Husband: I’ll take the television.
Wife: I’ll take the table.
Husband: I’ll take the bed.
Wife: I’ll take the kids!
Husband: The kids? What do you mean you’ll take the kids?
Wife: And the dog.
Husband: I’ll take the dog.
Wife: And I’ll take the house.
Husband: The silver.
Wife: The gold.
Husband: The money.
Wife: The money?
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