The following programming is brought to you by McClarity Timepieces, the finest in Irish wristwatches.
Ladies and gentlemen, this late breaking news just in: McClarity Timepieces, unable to keep up with worldwide demand, is on the verge of a complete meltdown. We take you now live to factory headquarters.
“Sales are down and profits are slumping! What we need is more productivity!!!”
Then end is near. Destruction grows closer. But once the factory doors shutter and there is not a single soul left to produce a reliable wristwatch – can time truly be on your side?