Heavy: “I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She fires at ten thousand rounds per minute. She uses custom-tooled cartridge’s which costs about two hundred dollars. [looks intently at viewer] To fire this weapon… for twelve seconds it would cost four hundred thousand dollars.
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] “Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright…Who touched my gun!?”
Heavy: “Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard]
[Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1.]
[Team Fortress 2 theme plays.]
Heavy: “Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!”
[Cuts to black.]
Heavy: “Heheh. Cry some more.”
