Delivery: Pizza Hut delivery.
Wmn: Did you bring the bat and ball set?
Delivery: Yep.
Man: Great … let’s choose up sides.
Anncr: Now that Pizza Hut delivers colorful soft foam autograph bat and ball sets, everyone’s getting into the game.
Wmn: I’ll take Sam, the elevator guy.
Man: I’ll take Ollie from the mailroom.
Wmn: Mrs. Byrne from office services.
Anncr: They feature some of your favorite Major League players, like Ken Griffey Jr., Randy Johnson, Mike Piazza, and Greg Maddux.
Man: I’ll take Gus, you know, that guy who moves furniture.
Wmn: Hey, wait a second. He doesn’t work here.
Man: He does today.
Wmn: Fine. Then I get Emma Glinsmann from bookkeeping.
Man: The, uh, All-County Women’s Baseball MVP for three years running?
Wmn: (Sarcastic) Terrific.
Anncr: They’re so much fun, they’ll have you runnin’ the bases in no time. Get ‘em delivered or in store for $5.99 with any pizza purchase.
Wmn: Shhh, the boss is coming.
Boss: (Authoritative) Excuse me people, but what are you doing?
Man: (Nervously) Uh, we’re, uh, choosin’ up sides for a, uh, friendly game of office, uh, baseball, sir.
Boss: Not on my time, you’re not.
Man: You can play on my team, sir …
Boss: Play ball!
Wmn: (Under her breath) Brown noser.
Anncr: PIZZA HUT. Make it great!
Boss: Wow, these bats sure pack a wallop.
Wmn: It’s all in your swing, sir.
Man: Brown noser.
