Husband: Hi, honey. Picked up the dry cleaning.
Wife: Thanks.
Hus: And, I picked these up for you at the jewelers.
Wife: (Surprised, catches her breath) Oh! Sapphires.
Hus: Yea. Oh, and I stopped by your mother’s to bring her some flowers. Just before I did the grocery shopping. I got –
Wife: (Excitedly, finishing his sentence) — ice cream?
Hus: (Proudly) Vanilla.
Wife: (Boiling over) You know I like chocolate chocolate chunk!
Hus: You no-good…selfish…insensitive…
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Hus: (Hopeful) Hey honey…I was thinking you and me getting away…maybe visiting the family…
Wife: Probably your family…right? We never visit my family.
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