Interviewer: So you’re applying for the job of teacher?
Burrito: That is correct.
Interviewer: Now we are an equal opportunity employer, but I have to be honest, you are a burrito.
Burrito: Actually, I’m a Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell.
Interviewer: Uh huh, fine. Well, now that I’ve straightened that out, do you have any qualifications?
Burrito: Well, I am cheesy and saucy.
Interviewer: (pause) That’s not exactly what I am looking for.
Burrito: I’m everything you love about a savory, chickeny enchilada, neatly wrapped in a grilled flour tortilla. See how snug that is? Now that holds in the flavor.
Interviewer: Let me make this easy for you. Do you have any teaching experience, whatsoever?
Burrito: Mmmmmmmmmmmm. No.
Interviewer: Okay, that’s a wrinkle.
Burrito: But everybody loves me!
Interviewer: Uh huh.
Burrito: And I can make them more fuller.
Interviewer: See, now that’s not even proper English.
Burrito: Did I mention I am cheesy and saucy?
SFX: BONG!
Anncr: Slow-simmered savory enchilada sauce, all white meat chicken, and melted cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla and grilled to go. The Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell. For the great taste of chicken enchiladas, think outside the bun.
For a limited time at participating locations. All white meat chicken available in the US only.
