by Michael Fremer
(from memory – this appears on his album “I Can Take a Joke”)

Man: Excuse me, ma’am, do you like yogurt?

Woman: Yuck! I think yogurt tastes like baby’s throw-up!

Man: Well, here, try some of this chalky white stuff in a cup.

Woman: Hmmm… Looks like yogurt, smells like yogurt – sure glad I didn’t step in it – tastes delicious! What is it?

Man: What if I told you you just ate and liked yogurt?

Woman: You’re kidding!

Man: Yes, I am kidding. That cup is full of baby’s throw-up.

Woman: Bleagh!