Dude: Hey Man The Stranger: How do you do Dude? Dude: I wondered if I’d see you again. The Stranger: I wouldn’t miss the semi’s. How’s it be going? Dude: Oh, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. The Stranger: I’m sure I gotcha. Dude: Yeah. Thanks Gary. Well, take care man gotta get […] Read more

Powerful and persuasive voices require precise pronunciation. Learn to articulate properly. It is simple and interesting. Tongue twisters are excellent for sharpening enunciation. They make your lips, jaw and tongue exercise and help people understand what you are saying. Practice these continually. Concentrate on your particular articulation problems. Tongue Twisters for B, P, M and […] Read more

FRODO I can’t do this, Sam. SAM I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. SAM stumbles to his feet and leans against a wall. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you […] Read more

Mom: Careful at the party, hon. No alcohol, right? Girl: I know mom. Mom: Seriously, you’re still growing, and it messes with your judgment. Girl: Yeah, I know. Mom: Trust me. You could do some things you don’t really wanna do. If you’re a grown woman its different, but you’re not. Girl: I know, ok? […] Read more

1st person: Okay, sales are lagging, so let’s call twenty clients today, now here’s the plan. 2nd person: OK. 1st person: You call half and I’ll call half. 2nd person: Oh. I can’t take half. 1st person: What do you mean you can’t take half? 2nd person: Oh. I can’t. You see…I bought a new […] Read more

Banker: Hello, and welcome to First Universal Federal Bilk, I mean bank. Customer: Yes, I’d like to close my checking account Banker: Well, let’s take a look. Oh, you have our interest checking. What seems to be the problem? Customer: I earned two cents last month. Banker: Well, too bad. Customer: I want more. Banker: […] Read more