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Commercial Dialogue Free Voice Over Scripts

Pinky and the Brain

Gee Brain, What do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the world […] Read more

Pizza Delivery Scene from Home Alone

Pizza Delivery Scene from Home Alone Johnny has a tough guy gangster voice. Delivery guy is an 18 year old kid. Scene Starts with delivery guy pulling up to house (car sound) and walking up to door. Guy knocks on door. Johnny: Who is it ? Del. Guy: Its Little Nero’s Sir. I have your […] Read more

Pizza Hut

Delivery: Pizza Hut delivery. Wmn: Did you bring the bat and ball set? Delivery: Yep. Man: Great … let’s choose up sides. Anncr: Now that Pizza Hut delivers colorful soft foam autograph bat and ball sets, everyone’s getting into the game. Wmn: I’ll take Sam, the elevator guy. Man: I’ll take Ollie from the mailroom […] Read more

Pms Escape

Husband: Hi, honey. Picked up the dry cleaning. Wife: Thanks. Hus: And, I picked these up for you at the jewelers. Wife: (Surprised, catches her breath) Oh! Sapphires. Hus: Yea. Oh, and I stopped by your mother’s to bring her some flowers. Just before I did the grocery shopping. I got – Wife: (Excitedly, finishing […] Read more

Richard Nixon: A Fantasy

Winchell: Our story begins on June 17th, 1972. A band of trained political saboteurs, the feared plumbers squad, entered Presidential Campaign Headquarters at the Watergate hotel. Seven men were arrested, however, one escaped. Nixon: Pat! Pat! Lock the door! Winchell: Feeling trapped in desperate betrayal on all sides, Nixon needed help, so on a grey […] Read more

Riddle

RIDDLE (a Parody on Sherlock Holmes) Frank Muir & Denis Norden ……..After a moment of restless pacing he suddenly said, “I have just been given tea by Her Majesty’s Foreign Secretary-” ‘Earl Grey?’ ‘No,’ he said . ‘A fairly ordinary Darjeeling. Grown, I rather fancy, on that South-facing hill just above the handbag factory. He […] Read more

Sahara Casino

Bob: I’ve been waiting for Barb to get in the mood…seems like 30 years now! That’s one helluva dry spell, let me tell ya. Jerry: Why don’t you just give her a little TLC – talk her into a weekend of rollin’ at the Sahara? Bob: TLC? I’m Totally Lost and Confused! Rollin’? What you […] Read more

Sam’s Speech – Worth Fighting For

Frodo : I can’t do this, Sam. Sam : I know. It’s all wrong By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how […] Read more

SanDiego.org

San Diego “Happiness Calling” Happiness (male or female) Not smokey, rough or overtly nasal. larger than life but still earnest.Authentic. Erin nice, regular gal caught off guard. good understanding of comedic timing. Anncr: Male or Female Warm, friendly smile to voice. It’s anncr role, but still want approachable, non salesy tone. Conversational. Anncr 2: Knowledgeable […] Read more

Spotted Owl

VO: If you’ve been to Original Joe’s on Wednesdays for Half-Off Hump Day, we thank you. More importantly, the Canadian Spotted Owl thanks you. With half-priced drafts, we’re printing smaller receipts. When we print smaller receipts, we use less paper. When we use less paper, they cut down fewer trees. And when they cut down […] Read more