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Commercial Character Free Voice Over Scripts

Chaucer’s Mead Trio

We know your heart was in the right place, Douglas, but we’ve got to let you know: those last few Viking parties of yours have been a little on the foolish side. It isn’t just the visible seams on the chintzy plastic helmets, or the bath mats repurposed as loin cloths. It’s the booze. Face […] Read more

Clem the Prospector – Nebraska Lottery

Howdy folks, Clem the old prospector here to tell you how you can strike it rich, and you don’t even need a pick and shovel, all you need is a new Quick Pick from the Nebraska Lottery. With 6 chances to win, odds are you’ll do better than me diggin’ in this old mountain here […] Read more

Clerks Movie (1994)

You’re spending what? Twenty, maybe thirty dollars a week on your cigarettes?…Fifty-three dollars a week on cigarettes! Come on! Would you give somebody that much money each week to kill you? ‘Cause that’s what you’re doing now, by paying for this so-called privilege to smoke… It’s that kinda mentality that allows the cancer-producing industry to […] Read more

Clint Eastwood – 2014 Super Bowl Ad

Clint Eastwood – 2014 Super Bowl Ad It’s halftime. Both teams are in their locker room discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half. It’s halftime in America, too. People are out of work and they’re hurting. And they’re all wondering what they’re going to do to make a comeback […] Read more

Cloning Scene from Jurrasic Park

Oh! Mr. DNA! Where did you come from? From your blood. Just one drop of your blood contains, billions of strands of DNA – the building blocks of life. The DNA strand, like me, is the blueprint for building a living thing and sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago, like dinosaurs, left […] Read more

Cranky Old Man Poem

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse […] Read more

Dark Elf

You’re time has come All things must pass Protectors are saved. Intruders are slayed I have to yet to realize my purpose. I must persevere […] Read more

Darth Vader

Don’t play any games with me your highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod […] Read more


(All out of breath….) Sorry for being a bit tardy, you know the traffic on the motorway and all. I wanted to take a smidgen of your time to share my favorite new online destination… Date2Relate.com It’s the newest (just been hatched you know!) and most interactive dating advice and information site across the online […] Read more

Dear Holly

Thank you so much for your contact, and let me just say that the position of B&B Corporate Benefit Sales Representation sounds like an amazing opportunity. I have worked with many people over the course of my career, and I’d love to be able to add Regional Manager, Benefits Brokers and Associates onto that list […] Read more